Yesterday I was behind my car, going down the road. No, not my actual car, but one exactly like mine. It was cool actually, seeing what my car ass looks like, until the driver started driving like an idiot. He/she kept weaving over the center line, then putting his/her turn signal on when we were a half mile from a turn.

As my car twin turned I saw the driver. I'd put her age as approximately 102.

Nothing like seeing the worlds oldest woman tooling around in your exact same car to shoot your coolness level to negative 50 and slap you silly with the fact that you are middle aged.

I guess it's time for the Alero to get flames put on it ...

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