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1-800-fuckkirstie
2005-03-03
9:14 a.m.

I've never been a big Kirstie Ally fan, but the more she opens her mouth (the fattest thing on her) the more I hate her. I saw a clip of her on David Letterman and I think I liked her better when she was a coke addict.

I think she provided a really good slogan for Jenny Craig to use instead of Kirstie shreiking about fettuccini. She told Letterman when she was skinny she was going to sleep around and she hadn't gotten any in years because guys fucking fat chicks is disgusting.

Jenny Craig: Because guys don't like to fuck fat chicks!

Yeah, I gotta go call Jenny ... I wanna lose weight together ....


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