I'm going to hell. Big time. I bought something to take to M's family Christmas dinner. I went to C0st P1us with T and she called me over to show me a can of something.

Heinz MICROWAVEABLE Spotted Dick ........

Once I contained my laughter and thought about it, I decided I had to buy it. I will be whipping out my spotted dick tomorrow night at dinner. It might be good. I mean, his mom probably would like some good spotted dick. His sister might too. Hell, even his brother in law the asshole might be better after a little bit of dick.

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p.s. it's some kind of english sponge cake with raisins. Oh those wacky Brits!

p.s. 2. yes, I am 10 and this amused me greatly!

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